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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ For my son, Robert, this is proving to  \
| be the high-point of his entire life to |
| date. He has had his pajamas on for     |
| two, maybe three days now. He has the   |
| sense of joyful independence a          |
| 5-year-old child gets when he suddenly  |
| realizes that he could be operating an  |
| acetylene torch in the coat closet and  |
| neither parent [because of the flu]     |
| would have the strength to object. He   |
| has been foraging for his own food,     |
| which means his diet consists entirely  |
| of "food" substances which are          |
| advertised only on Saturday-morning     |
| cartoon shows; substances that are the  |
| color of jukebox lights and that, for   |
| legal reasons, have their names spelled |
| wrong, as in New Creemy Chok-'n'-Cheez  |
| Lumps o' Froot ("part of this complete  |
| breakfast").                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;