Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Feanor - license issues are \ | important. If we don't watch our | | | | arses now, someone's gonna come up and | \ bite us later... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;