Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Education and religion are two things \ | not regulated by supply and demand. The | | less of either the people have, the | | less they want. | | | \ -- Charlotte Observer, 1897 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;