Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We're all sorry for the other guy when \ | he loses his job to a machine. But when | | it comes to your job -- that's | | different. And it always will be | | different. | | | | -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", | \ stardate 4729.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;