Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ... though his invention worked \ | superbly -- his theory was a crock of | | sewage from beginning to end. | | | \ -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;