Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Today, of course, it is considered \ | very poor taste to use the F-word | | except in major motion pictures." | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;