Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / At the source of every error which is \ | blamed on the computer you will find at | | least two human errors, including the | \ error of blaming it on the computer. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;