Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Human society - man in a group - rises \ | out of its lethargy to new levels of | | productivity only under the stimulus of | | deeply inspiring and commonly | | appreciated goals. A lethargic world | | serves no cause well; a spirited world | | working diligently toward earnestly | | desired goals provides the means and | | the strength toward which many ends can | | be satisfied...to unparalleled social | | accomplishment. | | | | -- Dr. Lloyd V. Berkner, in "The | \ History of Manned Space Flight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;