Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / transparent, adj.: \ | | | Being or pertaining to an existing, | | nontangible object. | | | | "It's there, but you can't see it" | | | | -- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964. | | | | virtual, adj.: | | | | Being or pertaining to a tangible, | | nonexistent object. | | | | "I can see it, but it's not there." | | | \ -- Lady Macbeth. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;