Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "As I was walking among the fires of \ | Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of | | | | Genius; which to Angels look like | | torment and insanity. I collected some | | of | | | | their Proverbs..." - Blake, "The | \ Marriage of Heaven and Hell" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;