Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme \ | personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours | | recommencer. | | | | -- A. Gide | | | | [ All things have already been said, | | but since no one listens, one | | | \ must always start again. ] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;