Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A sociologist, a psychologist, and a \ | engineer were discussing the | | consequences and implications of a | | married man's having a mistress. The | | sociologist's opinion was that it is | | absolutely and categorically | | unforgivable for a married man to | | forfeit the bond of matrimony, and | | engage in such lowly and lustful | | pursuits. | | | | The psychologist's opinion was that | | although morally reprehensible, if a | | man MUST have a mistress to achieve his | | full potential as a human being, then | | -- well -- he may go ahead and choose | | to have a mistress, as long as he is | | considerate enough to keep this secret | | from his wife. | | | | The engineer then interjected: "I also | | believe that, if necessary, a married | | man is entitled to a mistress. However, | | I do not see why the affair should be | | concealed from the wife. On the | | contrary, if the affair is out in the | | open, then on Friday evenings he may | | tell his wife that he is going to see | | his mistress, tell his mistress that he | | is going to be with his wife, then go | \ to his office and get some work done!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;