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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A sociologist, a psychologist, and a    \
| engineer were discussing the            |
| consequences and implications of a      |
| married man's having a mistress. The    |
| sociologist's opinion was that it is    |
| absolutely and categorically            |
| unforgivable for a married man to       |
| forfeit the bond of matrimony, and      |
| engage in such lowly and lustful        |
| pursuits.                               |
|                                         |
| The psychologist's opinion was that     |
| although morally reprehensible, if a    |
| man MUST have a mistress to achieve his |
| full potential as a human being, then   |
| -- well -- he may go ahead and choose   |
| to have a mistress, as long as he is    |
| considerate enough to keep this secret  |
| from his wife.                          |
|                                         |
| The engineer then interjected: "I also  |
| believe that, if necessary, a married   |
| man is entitled to a mistress. However, |
| I do not see why the affair should be   |
| concealed from the wife. On the         |
| contrary, if the affair is out in the   |
| open, then on Friday evenings he may    |
| tell his wife that he is going to see   |
| his mistress, tell his mistress that he |
| is going to be with his wife, then go   |
\ to his office and get some work done!"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;