Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Tip of the Day: \ | | | Never fry bacon in the nude. | | | | [Correction: always fry bacon in the | \ nude; you'll learn not to burn it] / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;