Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There was this New Yorker that had a \ | lifelong ambition to be an Texan. | | Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and | | went to him for advice. "Mike, you know | | I've always wanted to be a Texan. | | You're a *____real* Texan, what | | should I do?" | | | | "Well," answered Mike, "The first thing | | you've got to do is look like a Texan. | | That means you have to dress right. The | | second thing you've got to do is speak | | in a southern drawl." | | | | "Thanks, Mike, I'll give it a try," | | replied the New Yorker. | | | | A few weeks passed and the New Yorker | | saunters into a store dressed in a | | ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots, Levi | | jeans and a bandanna. "Hey, there, | | pardner, I'd like some beef, not too | | rare, and some of them fresh biscuits," | | he tells the counterman. | | | | The guy behind the counter takes a long | | look at him and then says, "You must be | | from New York." | | | | The New Yorker blushes, and says, | | "Well, yes, I am. How did you know?" | | | \ "Because this is a hardware store." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;