Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Giving money and power to governments \ | is like giving whiskey and car keys to | | teenage boys. | | | \ -- P. J. O'Rourke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;