Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Those of us who believe in the right of \ | any human being to belong to whatever | | church he sees fit, and to worship God | | in his own way, cannot be accused of | | prejudice when we do not want to see | | public education connected with | | religious control of the schools, which | | are paid for by taxpayers' money. | | | \ -- Eleanor Roosevelt / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;