Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never speak ill of yourself, your \ | friends will always say enough on that | | subject. | | | \ -- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;