Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But, for my own part, it was Greek to \ | me. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;