Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Having wandered helplessly into a \ | blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly | | relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard | | dog bounding toward him with the | | traditional keg of brandy strapped to | | his collar. | | | | "At last," cried Sam, "man's best | \ friend -- and a great big dog, too!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;