Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "It's no sweat, Henry. Russ made it \ | back to Bugtown before he died. So | | he'll regenerate in a couple of days. | | It's just awful sloppy of him to get | | killed in the first place. Humph!" | | | \ -- Ron Post, Post Brothers Comics / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;