Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Nothing astonishes men so much as \ | common sense and plain dealing. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;