Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "The good Christian should beware of \ | mathematicians and all those who make | | empty prophecies. The danger already | | exists that mathematicians have made a | | covenant with the devil to darken the | | spirit and confine man in the bonds of | | Hell." | | | \ -- Saint Augustine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;