Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The master programmer moves from \ | program to program without fear. No | | change in management can harm him. He | | will not be fired, even if the project | | is canceled. Why is this? He is filled | | with the Tao. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;