Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Military secrets are the most fleeting \ | of all. | | | | -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", | \ stardate 5027.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;