Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Here I am, fifty-eight, and I still \ | don't know what I want to be when I | | grow up. | | | \ -- Peter Drucker / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;