Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tact in audacity is knowing how far you \ | can go without going too far. | | | \ -- Jean Cocteau / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;