Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People in general do not willingly read \ | if they have anything else to amuse | | them. | | | \ -- S. Johnson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;