Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Omnic: bloody newzealanders \ | danpat: put a sock in it | | heh :) making fun | | of .nz'ers is different---they're all | \ weird * knghtbrd hides hrmph / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;