Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The people of Gideon have always \ | believed that life is sacred. That the | | love of life is the greatest gift ... | | We are incapable of destroying or | | interfering with the creation of that | | which we love so deeply -- life in | | every form from fetus to developed | | being. | | | | -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of | \ Gideon", stardate 5423.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;