Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "But I don't want to go on the \ | cart..." | | | | "Oh, don't be such a baby!" | | | | "But I'm feeling much better..." | | | | "No you're not... in a moment you'll be | | stone dead!" | | | \ -- Monty Python, "The Holy Grail" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;