Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin \ | on me ... Tom: I reserve the right to | | wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ... | | | \ -- Tom Chapin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;