Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Yeah, there are more important things \ | in life than money, but they won't go | \ out with you if you don't have any. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;