Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I prefer the most unjust peace to the \ | most righteous war. | | | | -- Cicero | | | | Even peace may be purchased at too high | | a price. | | | \ -- Poor Richard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;