Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Alas, I am dying beyond my means. \ | | | -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne | \ on his deathbed] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;