Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I cannot conceive that anybody will \ | require multiplications at the rate of | | 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour ... | | | \ -- F. H. Wales (1936) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;