Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Man 1: Ask me the what the most \ | important thing about telling a good | | joke is. | | | | Man 2: OK, what is the most impo -- | | | \ Man 1: ______TIMING! / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;