Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The genius of our ruling class is that \ | it has kept a majority of the people | | from ever questioning the inequity of a | | system where most people drudge along | | paying heavy taxes for which they get | | nothing in return. | | | \ -- Gore Vidal / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;