Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A "No" uttered from deepest conviction \ | is better and greater than a "Yes" | | merely uttered to please, or what is | | worse, to avoid trouble. | | | \ -- Mahatma Gandhi / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;