Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is \ | a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under | \ pressure. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;