Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'll grant thee random access to my \ | heart, Thoul't tell me all the | | constants of thy love; And so we two | | shall all love's lemmas prove And in | | our bound partition never part. | | | | Cancel me not -- for what then shall | | remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, | | modules, modes, A root or two, a torus | | and a node: The inverse of my verse, a | | null domain. | | | | I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I | | hear the tender tensor in thy sigh. | | Bernoulli would have been content to | | die Had he but known such a-squared cos | | 2(thi)! | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;