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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I'll grant thee random access to my     \
| heart, Thoul't tell me all the          |
| constants of thy love; And so we two    |
| shall all love's lemmas prove And in    |
| our bound partition never part.         |
|                                         |
| Cancel me not -- for what then shall    |
| remain? Abscissas, some mantissas,      |
| modules, modes, A root or two, a torus  |
| and a node: The inverse of my verse, a  |
| null domain.                            |
|                                         |
| I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I    |
| hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.     |
| Bernoulli would have been content to    |
| die Had he but known such a-squared cos |
| 2(thi)!                                 |
|                                         |
\ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;