Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Say it with flowers, Or say it with \ | mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it | | with ink! | | | \ -- Jimmie Durante / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;