Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / >One basic notion underlying Usenet is \ | that it is a cooperative. | | | | Having been on USENET for going on ten | | years, I disagree with this. The basic | | notion underlying USENET is the flame. | | | \ -- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@Apple.COM / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;