Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She \ | had so many children, She didn't know | \ what to do. So she moved to Atlanta. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;