Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If a child annoys you, quiet him by \ | brushing his hair. If this doesn't | | work, use the other side of the brush | \ on the other end of the child. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;