Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First \ | you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a | | BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop | | th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a | | FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... | | I ... um ... WHERE'S the WASHING | \ MACHINES? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;