Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I always avoid prophesying beforehand \ | because it is much better | | | | to prophesy after the event has already | | taken place. " - Winston | | | \ Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;