Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Juall's Law on Nice Guys: \ | | | Nice guys don't always finish last; | | sometimes they don't finish. | | | | Sometimes they don't even get a chance | \ to start! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;