Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Paradise is exactly like where you are \ | right now ... only much, much better. | | | \ -- Laurie Anderson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;