Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / He who renders warfare fatal to all \ | engaged in it will be the greatest | | benefactor the world has yet known. | | | \ -- Sir Richard Burton / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;