Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Quiet \ | | | Great perfection seems incomplete, But | | does not decay; Great abundance seems | | empty, But does not fail. Great truth | | seems contradictory; Great cleverness | | seems stupid; Great eloquence seems | | awkward. As spring overcomes the cold, | | And autumn overcomes the heat, So calm | | and quiet overcome the world. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;